This is for those who admire celebrities, or worse, think that celebrities have special insight into politics and world events. Here’s a collection of some of the dumbest/most arrogant quotes from celebrities you’ll ever hear. Not every blog entry here should be so serious!
Axl Rose: “It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
Britney Spears: “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
Paris Hilton: “What’s Walmart, do they like make walls there?”
Nicole Ritchie: “When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.”
Mariah Carey: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
Marilyn Monroe: “If You Can’t Handle Me at My Worst, Then You Sure as Hell Don’t Deserve Me at My Best”.
SPECIAL NOTE: I have to say something about this one. Women LOVE to quote this one on Facebook and such, and I’ve never understood why. This is not an inspirational quote. It’s a very self-serving quote from a trainwreck of a human. The problem with this quote is, taken literally, its a personal free-pass to be an asshole. Sure, we all have our flaws. I don’t believe you should beat yourself up over those flaws. But I also believe you don’t get to go around acting like an inconsiderate jerk all the time and expect men to just “deal with it” because as far as you’re concerned, you are so utterly amazing at your best and that they’re lucky just to be with you. It’s the height of both arrogance and delusion. Life doesn’t work this way, I’m afraid. Only a fool stays with someone who forces them to “deal with their worst” in order to get their best. No, adults/mature humans learn that we act towards our partner/spouse as loving and as gentle as possible and work hard to never be at our worst.
Marilyn Monroe was three-times divorced, cavorted with married men, and killed herself with pills at age 36 . This is an odd person to look to for wisdom….just sayin’…
Brooke Shields: “Smoking Kills. If You’re Killed, You’ve Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life.”
Christina Aguilera: “So where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
Sienna Miller: “I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is”. Tell that to the millions of people with lung cancer!
Jessica Simpson: “Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Fran Lebowitz: “Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”